Confession: I catfished today.

Yes, I began the process of catfishing on my lunch break today.
I’m desperate what can I say.

I dislike my new job and need these pictures for my new one.

I had to get very specific and only search for white colored ones. And I need the background to look average, no high end models.

Catfishing is not easy.

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I literally mean cats by the way. Maybe I should have started with that.

See my old boss is hiring again but she gave me a pair of kittens that I adopted out and neglected to tell her. My dog at the time really would have enjoyed playing with them and living locked in a bedroom was no fair to them.

Anyway she’ll ask about them if I get hired back. So I’ve invented a story that I shipped them off to live with a relative, a lonely old widow who really needed company. But she’ll ask for pictures.  Hence the catfishing.

I know, I know, the truth would be easier. Plus I’m a horrible liar. I just feel guilty for saying I could take care of them and then not.

I don’t think I can pull this off. I can’t even remember what I named them or how old they would be now. Actually I don’t even think they were both white.

I can’t imagine how people catfish actual people.

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3 thoughts on “Confession: I catfished today.

  1. What kind of bait do you use? I have no suggestions for successful catfishing, but I wish you luck and want to thank you for letting me know you liked “Smoke in your eyes.” Thanks and Aloha – pjs/

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