7 Things I’ve learned this week

1.) Unlawful possession of a shopping cart is a real thing.

2.) You actually have to rise when a judge enters the room. They must feel like brides everyday.

3.)I can no longer read or watch the news as the picture of the voted “World’s ugliest dog” made me cry.

4.) Hipsters and thugs are on the same level of annoyances in my mind.

5.) The DMV is the armpit of hell.

6.) When pie is on sale, you buy that pie.

7.) When you purchase a kitchen table you think you’re going to eat at it like leave it to beaver, but really you’re just going to use it as a extended countertop.

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