Press 5

3:08 a.m.

I’m watching a literally titled “Mailorder Miracles” infomercial.
Can I call and tell them to go fuck themselves? I bet it happens so often there’s a touch tone for it, “Press 5 to tell us to go fuck ourselves.”

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